There are famous quotes your band director said at band practice or at a function that still have you and your bandmates on the floor crying to this day. Rather it was coldhearted and just plain funny what was the memorable moment?

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  • Mr. Graham: i don't like it!!!!! (loud obnoxious voice)

    Mr. Evans:  or whatever the case may be....   (said after every other sentence)

     anybody in M4 knows what im talking about.... lol

  • band working on breathing techniques ...band director says "if you gag you're doing it wrong" ...lol
  • Dr. Oliver: "You got 1..2..3...6 doors dammit if you dnt like it get the hell on up outta here"....lmfaooo crack me up everytime

    Dr. Oliver: "Sum of y'all brains aint no bigger than a rat's ass"

  • Mr. Hendrix: "Alright horns up to your mouths........1, 2, openyourthroattubastrombonesdontforgettocutoffthathalfnote, AND! -" 

    Mr. Hendrix: "I'm so TIRED of lookin up and seein cymbals twirling! What are yall doin- tryin to tune the cymbals? Be still!"

    Doc: "These old heads, alumni, alumnus, alumnae, WHATEVER the hell they call themselves, shid half of em didn't even graduate"

    Mr. Spencer: "I guaranTEE you I just looked straight ahead, but I wanted to take an uzzi and SHOOT whoever held that note over."

  • I'm mad cuz I was gonna make this thread after the season was over -____-
  • My bad pimpin I just wanted to post something different from the other threads. I was tired of the lack of good threads and the same old threads.

    Binaca "B-Phunk" Mason said:
    I'm mad cuz I was gonna make this thread after the season was over -____-
  • Y'all gots 6 dollars y'all can get ya sun chicuh filluh...whoever did that I want you to know I hate you. Pwactice pwactice pwactice pwactice make me pwoud..I want y'all thinkin one thing...DESTROY.

    Jarvis Carlisle said:

    Dr. Oliver: "You got 1..2..3...6 doors dammit if you dnt like it get the hell on up outta here"....lmfaooo crack me up everytime

    Dr. Oliver: "Sum of y'all brains aint no bigger than a rat's ass"

    Things your band director said that have you rolling everytime you think about it
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  • Bahaha man he said sum off the wall things at practice and then would get mad if you look at him like what the hell are you talking about
  • I see every band director has problems with the cymbals randomly flashing...lmfao I swear my band director stay on their a$$ about that...lol

    Binaca "B-Phunk" Mason said:

    Mr. Hendrix: "Alright horns up to your mouths........1, 2, openyourthroattubastrombonesdontforgettocutoffthathalfnote, AND! -" 

    Mr. Hendrix: "I'm so TIRED of lookin up and seein cymbals twirling! What are yall doin- tryin to tune the cymbals? Be still!"

    Doc: "These old heads, alumni, alumnus, alumnae, WHATEVER the hell they call themselves, shid half of em didn't even graduate"

    Mr. Spencer: "I guaranTEE you I just looked straight ahead, but I wanted to take an uzzi and SHOOT whoever held that note over."

    Things your band director said that have you rolling everytime you think about it
    There are famous quotes your band director said at band practice or at a function that still have you and your bandmates on the floor crying to this…
  • To a band student: You better tighten your ass because this stand is coming for yo ass!! LMAOOOOOO
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